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NewChan is making several changes!

First off, the site now has SSL. Simply visit https://www.newchan.com to use the site completely encrypted. If you have problems accessing the site using SSL, please email admin@newchan.com

Second, we have gotten rid of the topsite lists at the bottom of the pages. We are working toward providing an extremely fast service and some of these links were causing each page load to take 10 seconds or more. Some were also miscalculating our traffic by about 30%. Some of the sites were filled with the worst kind of ads (popups, redirects, popunders and viruses), some were down more than up and the rest seem to allow links to CP, which is illegal for us to link to, so they are gone.

Third, we will be working on some new ideas to improve the site for our visitors, we have many repeat visitors that come back daily and would like to provide something other than "just another imageboard". Be on the lookout for some new software.

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I'm in :)
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>>246
This is also how they make unicorn meat.
Makes yummy sammiches...makes you fart sunshine.
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>>248
>>249

Good posts Anon :)


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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.'

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, 'The bastard used coins!'
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>> No. 244
Going to the bank. Need $200 in pennies.


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http://www.youtube.com/laughpranks


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtiny1o4kEs


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Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. Services were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
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r.i.p with steve jobs
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he was quiete about his religion, but we now assum he was Muslim. His tombstone has a cresent on it.
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>>222
you win this thread


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Worst site ever: http://www.2girls1finger.org
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>>180
Don't watch this then .

http://www.2guys1stump.com/
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http://pastebin.com/F4fNfLud
>> No. 236
semi-boner at the first pat and then complete boner at the final


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Celebrate Good Times

February 24 IS steve jobs B-day

Lets Party Hard !


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